10 Reasons Why Justin and Selena are a Perfect Match: (and YOU’RE NOT!)
- They have a lot in common (more than you!)
- They’re both stars
- They have great voices and can do concerts together
- They really understand what it means to really not have time, and they understand last minute cancellations better than you ever will
- They’re photogenic and look great together
- Justin looks up to Selena and honestly loves her
- Justin is the ultimate romantic
- Selena has experience handling the paparazzi
- It’s great publicity for them both
- Justin can have some male fans, too, now that some boys’ girlfriends still love Justin but are giving up on him ever loving them (which is a good thing because their chances are one in more than a trillion and their wasting their life)
My advice to you? Love Justin, but get a life. If you all of the sudden hate Selena Gomez, check to make sure it’s not just jealousy over something you can never have. Grin and bear it, be realistic, and get a boyfriend who’s available.
Love, Faygee Malibun
Please note: Anything featured in any post is just for fun- don’t come crying to me if it doesn’t work!