5 Ways Kristen Stewart Copes with Life Sans Robert Pattinson

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Besides forgetting to shower or change her clothes, Kristen Stewart has 5 coping mechanisms to help her adjust to life without Robert Pattinson. Hopefully, they’ll work out for her and she’ll get through this maelström of bad press, heartache, and regret. In no particular order, KStew’s coping mechanisms are as follows.

In spite of everything, KStew’s determined to stay healthy. She’s also determined to stay focused on her new film, Cali. In order to achieve these goals, she’s been working out like a fiend. In fact, she’s been spotted several times at Gold’s Gym in Venice, California. Apparently, Kristen’s motto is mens sana in corpore sano. Hopefully, that motto will help her through this.

Of course, no one can stay positive all the time–especially in a situation like La Stewart’s. So she cries a lot. So what? Sometimes it’s good to just get things out.

She gets by with a lot of help from her friends. RPattz has done the same thing of course, most recently and publicly by spending time at the ranch of his BFF and Water For Elephants co-star, Reese Witherspoon. Kristen went to stay with a friend of hers, producer Giovanni Agnelli. That reportedly didn’t sit well with Rob who accused her of cheating again with Agnelli. Good grief.

Obviously, not all of KStew’s coping mechanisms can be healthy or well thought out. One of her unhealthy and impulsive indulgences is scarfing down comfort food. She reportedly lives on ice cream. Not good. Not only is it physically unhealthy, it’s not going to solve anything. Nevertheless, it seems to take her mind off the reality of her situation.

“She is laying around in her T-shirt and shorts and eating ice cream,” reveals a source. “She really wants to believe that she can win back Rob, but I think deep down she knows that isn’t the case.”


Dead last is Kristen’s fantasy of being able to rectify the mistake she made. She obviously wants to make things right, and she’s reportedly trying to show Rob how sorry she is. Whether that will work remains to be seen.

So, there you have them–Kristen Stewart’s five ways of coping with the loss of her true love, Robert Pattinson. What do you think will eventually happen?

© Hope Carson 2012

Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man’s Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.

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