50 Shades of Grey movie casting speculation doesn’t include Robert Pattinson’s name much these days, which is probably because author E. L. James has stated that she doesn’t want him in the movie. However, Rob has gotten asked about playing Christian Grey a few times while promoting Breaking Dawn Part 2.
While the role might be one of the most coveted in Hollywood, Rob just doesn’t get what all the casting fuss is about. According to The Mirror, here’s what he said about the 50 Shades movie:
“It’s funny seeing all these other actors so openly vying for it. I’ve never seen that happen before. I’ve only read bits of it. There’s a book called Fifty Sheds Of Grey, just a picture book of 50 grey sheds. I think that’s more my thing.”
So instead of using sex toys like riding crops and nipple clamps in Christian Grey’s Red Room of Pain, perhaps Rob will get kinky with garden hoses and rakes in the movie based on 50 Sheds of Grey. Who needs to see Ian Somerhalder spanking Alexis Bledel in the 50 Shades of Grey movie when they can check out Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson making out on top of a riding lawnmower in a dark and dirty shed?
It actually could make a great comedy film — Rob would play a gardener who turns his shed into a sex dungeon, but he only uses everyday items that can be found in a shed on his sex slave. A garden spade could be used for spanking; clothes pins could be used for nipple clamps; he could tickle his lover by blasting her skin with a leaf blower; and he could use a watering can to “torture” her with ice-cold water.
So would you watch Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in the 50 Sheds of Grey movie?
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