Dear Planet Earth,
Yay!Â Iâ€™m alive! I donâ€™t want to go into exactly who killed what mole man at whichÂ slave labor camp now, but be assured, Iâ€™m alive and Iâ€™m a total badass. Iâ€™ve been running on fumes for days, but my badassery remains intact.
Guess where weâ€™re at right now.
Seattle. Weâ€™re in Seattle, Washington.
Iâ€™m going to pass out for the next eighteen hours.
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