Ashton KutcherÂ’s big gray sweater, his alleged mistress says, is up for bids on eBay. Or is it? SomeoneÂ’s gray pullover is! Brittney Jones, self-styled ex-mistress of the television actor, has a hot auction going, and she shows her own photo wearing the garment in question. Description, according to TMZ: Sweater owned by Ashton Kutcher given to me personally. Jones adds: Â“This sweater was given to me after spending the night with Ashton. I no longer have an attachment to this sweater, and I am hoping someone else will enjoy it.Â” Starting bid: $500.
He is not saying anything, at the moment, but he has, according to eonline, denied ever having an affair with Brittney Jones. He says, she says, is the story of these two. Possibly a DNA test on the sweater could solve one part of the puzzle? But who would care that much? Aston KutcherÂ’s wife, Demi Moore, possibly. Or maybe she simply considers the source, and tunes BrittneyÂ’s allegations out.
Brittney Jones Sex Tape
Besides the sweater, there is a sex tape of Jones in some unsuitable-for-family-magazine behavior up for grabs, and a porn outfit called Vivid Entertainment has grabbed it. Apparently they have also bought and paid for it. Brittney stars, as earlier reports have made clear. Ashton Kutcher does not appear, but promo material from Vivid has hinted that he does. He has issued a Â“cease and desistÂ” letter. Let the lawsuits fly! All publicity is good publicity.
Sweater Auction Ongoing
As of this morning, December 20, the bid on the sweater stood at $710. The fabric is so far unspecified. Is it wool? Cashmere? Acrylic? Would you care to own a manÂ’s sweater, gray, which may or may not have ever been owned by Ashton Kutcher? Why are people bidding?
Â© Cindy Kroiss 2010