Beyonce’s baby, Blue Ivy Carter, might be shrouded in so much secrecy for a reason. While everyone has their own opinion on the little girl, it seems that there is one theory that’s more believable than others…evn though it’s totally made up.
According to a parody on The Onion news network, BeyoncÃ©’s baby is being kept under wraps because the singer promised her firstborn to the witch Grisora in exchange for fame. Now, this wouldn’t be too out of character for someone like Lady Gaga, but BeyoncÃ© seems a lot more spiritual than that!
But don’t go getting your knickers in a twist, because BeyoncÃ© did not sell little Blue Ivy to a witch or anyone else. This is just a funny story created by The Onion. It’s not meant to start rumors or insinuate that Bey is into witchcraft, it’s only meant to be funny.
So, that being said, take it all in with a grain of salt and watch the video here. It’s actually a lot more believable than many of the rumors running around about BeyoncÃ©, but don’t get sucked in! Remember it’s all in good fun!