bin Laden’s Body Object of Search by California Salvage Diver

Filed in Gather Politics News Channel by on June 12, 2011 0 Comments

A salvage diver from California evidently doesn’t believe that the al Qaeda leader is dead, and has vowed to scour the North Arabian Sea floor to find Usama bin Laden’s body. Bill Warren, 59, says, “I’m doing it because I am a patriotic American who wants to know the truth. I do it for the world.” Drum roll, please.

Once he finds the body, he intends to do what the White House would not, release photographic “evidence” that will prove beyond the shadow of doubt that Usama is dead. He explains that his Russian girlfriend told him that “in intelligence circles, they don’t believe bin Laden’s really dead,” reports Fox News.

In a nut shell, pun intended, Warren expects to spend about $400,000 next month to locate a body somewhere in the North Arabian Sea because the Obama administration didn’t show the pictures, and his Russian girlfriend said people don’t believe UBL is dead. Warren points out that photos of Billy the Kid, John Dillinger, and Saddam Hussein were released, therefore pictures of bin Laden’s body should be, also.

Can you spell “l-o-o-n?”Does this man not realize that, no matter the circumstance, some will never believe that UBL is dead, and a few snapshots won’t change their minds? Maybe after he locates bin Laden, to prove “beyond a reasonable doubt that he is dead,” he could spend a few bucks investigating Elvis sightings.

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