On May 28, Chris Brown decided to mimic his friend, Justin Bieber, by pulling a delighted female fan onto the stage and serenading her with an intensely personal rendition of Take You Down. But while his Never Say Never star buddy just sings to the temporarily One Less Lonely Girl he invites onto the stage at each performance, Brown did him one better. Or weirder anyway. The Look at Me Now singer didn’t just sing to the girl. He gave her a lap dance.
Yes, after teasing the fan with some “sexy moves” which seemed remarkably like the old dance movement known as The Worm, 22-year-old Chris Brown literally tore off his shirt, and “thrust his sweaty body in her face.” He then straddled her lap, and while caressing–or pulling–her hair, he proceeded to bump and grind on her pant legs while leaning forward to lick her face. Eee-ew!
Well, if nothing else can be said for Chris Brown, he certainly knows how to liven up a song. A good time was apparently had by all. Furthermore, it’s somehow comforting to know that if Brown’s singing career ever tanks, he’ll be able to find employment as a male stripper.
Note: All this wholesome fun, which you can watch on the video below, happened at the Spring Fest: Best of the Best Concert, which was held at Miami’s Bicentennial Park.
Â© Hope Carson 2011
Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man’s Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.