You have to hand it to Chris Brown. He doesn’t let any grass grow under his–er–feet. His new reported girlfriend is Filipino, and she looks like a cross between Rihanna and Karrueche Tran. Good grief. Looks like Mr. Breezy has the best of both worlds. She even has an exotic name: Elizanelp.
CB’s new lady is beautiful. In fact, she’s pettier than Rih and Tran combined. And speaking of Mr. Breezy’s one time triangular love partners, what will the “Diamonds” singer and the diminutive model have to say about this new addition to their man’s mini harem? Well, rumor has it that Karrueche has moved on to a new life with a new man–NBA star John Wall. So she probably won’t care. As for Rihanna, she and her famous abuser–er–boyfriend break up and make up so often they’re giving celebrity watchers whiplash. Who knows, perhaps Rih, CB, and Elizanelp will form a new romantic triangle. After all, there is a precedent. Plus, Mr. Breezy doesn’t seem to be much interested in simple, straightforward relationships. For that matter, neither does his current true (?) love, Rih.
If you’re wondering how Chris and Elizanelp happened to hook up, it seems they just accidentally ran into each other. Later, the “Look at Me Now” singer invited her to his place to look at his art. And now, according to Media Take Out, Elizanelp is blabbing online about her connection to Brown.
“Chris Brown and friend just for my number. Holy sh*t!” she tweeted.
The above photo was reportedly snapped at that historic chance encounter. Ah, groupies–er–fans.
Oh well, you can see more pics of Mr. Breezy’s new squeeze by clicking here.
What do you think?
Photo Source: Examiner
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