Do You Like Twinkies and Diana Ross?

Do you like Twinkies and Diana Ross?

If I’m being honest,

No, not really.


Together or separately

I can appreciate

Their lasting appeal

To many

Over the span of 4 decades

(Or more!)

Consider the Twinkie-

The forever-living,


Golden sponge cake

With its creamy filling,

Sort of like a

Malibu Barbie-style

Pastry penis.

Consider Diana Ross-

The forever-popular,

Rumored to be spoiled,

Golden note singer

Defines divahood,

Sort of like a

Motown Barbie-styled

Gibson Girl.


(This slop poetry is dedicated to St. Joy the Baptist M. because she cared enough to ask the question.)



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