Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson Death Hoax Exposed; Another Dead Rumor

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s death hoax got exposed for the lie it was earlier today when the Fast Five star slammed the online reports! Seriously, what celebrity wouldn’t be somewhat annoyed with rumors of his death circulating on the net?

During the early hours of May 4, ‘The Rock’ supposedly fell over 60 feet to his death. Dwayne was supposedly filming a new movie at the Kauri Cliffs in New Zealand. Well, you got to give it to the person who conjured up this Internet death hoax, at least he or she was somewhat original! The last few fake death reports mainly involved Switzerland, skiing or snowboarding. At least those Internet misfits are expanding the way their victims are dying.

However, ‘The Rock’ isn’t one to take rumors or gossip of his death lightly. When he found out what that “Dwayne Johnson Dead” was a trending topic, he tweeted, “I would love to meet the person who is starting rumors of my death – to show them how a dead foot feels up their a**.”

Ha! ‘The Rock’ isn’t the only one who would like to do some physical damage! One can bet his family, friends and fans would also like to insert this or that into the death hoaxer’s rear end!

© Evalynn J. Saeyang – Gather Inc. 2011

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