Eating Pork Improves your sex life… says President

Filed in ~pinky finger friends~ by on January 27, 2010 0 Comments

ARGENTINA’S President Christina Fernandez recommends pork as an alternative to Viagra, saying “she spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork.”

“I’ve just been told something I didn’t know; that eating pork improves your sex life,” President Cristina Fernandez said to leaders of the pig farming industry.

“I’d say it’s a lot nicer (for men) to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra.”

President Fernandez and her husband recently had a BBQ pork dinner and she said; “things went very well that weekend, so it could well be true”. “Trying it doesn’t cost anything, so let’s give it a go,” Ms Fernandez said in the televised speech.

Argentines are the world’s biggest consumers of beef per capita. The government has recently sought to promote pork as an alternative in recent years due to rising beef  prices and as a way to diversify the meat industry.

It is good to see a President promoting fun and good times rather than the doom and gloom of some others.  Where are you Hillary we miss your wit and humor?

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