FELONY LETTER THEFT ALERT: For Genre Shorties week # 90 prompt, second entry

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Genre Shorties Prompt — Week 90

Kay’s out for a bit so I’ll cavalierly jump in here with a prompt.

It’s EYE-LESS DAY!

Please tell me a story about your day without using the letter –> I <–

Every other vowel is permissible. No I!

(Why? Why NOT?)

Optionally — use one/some of the following: cheese, words, psycho, blue, lumpy.

>:-)

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Your story may be serious or lighthearted or as silly as you like so long as it is 100 or fewer words.

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FELONY LETTER THEFT ALERT


© 2011 BY David W


100 words

9th LETTER OF THE ALPHABET STOLEN from Gather authors.

Probably held hostage by the co-leader of the underground G. S. group.

Ten thousand dollars reward offered for the arrest of the psycho.

Last seen on board a blue boat, called, The Cheddar Cheese, and a lumpy sack on her

that may, or may not, hold stolen letters.

No tattoos, however she has one eye and never sleeps.

She may be flagged, often uses a large vocabulary of more than one syllable, and one hundred words or less.

The perpetrator may be armed and dangerous.

Take all safeguards and call 911.










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