Gather More Popular Than Jesus

Boasting a growth of 5 million unique monthly visitors, Gather.com is now more popular than Jesus H. Christ. Christ’s numbers have been falling recently due to his association with the right-wing and fundamentalists. People are just not willing to tolerate that crap any more and it’s reflecting in J.C.’s numbers.

When asked about his decline in popularity, especially since he’s been bested by a news and trend regurgitation site, Jesus wept.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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