Grocery Clerk, Anthony Garcia, Indicted For Putting Semen into Yogurt Samples at Sunflower Market

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On Friday, grocery clerk Anthony Garcia, 32, of Albuquerque, NM will be indicted for putting his semen into yogurt samples at the Sunflower Farmers Market. However, that’s not all Garcia did becauseFile:Envase de yogur.jpg after he mixed his semen into the yogurt, he aggressively coaxed a woman into tasting it. Yeah, people are not only strange but also really disgusting. This story is almost as gross as the one about the woman who died after she had sex with a dog!

The police report states: “the female victim told cops that she was shopping with her daughter at the Sunflower Farmers Market when she was approached by a “pushy” Garcia offering her the yogurt sample. After tasting the yogurt, the woman immediately thought the sample tasted “gross and disgusting” and, cops noted, “said it tasted like ‘semen.'”

Seriously, what would possess someone to do such a sick thing? Well, the answer is obvious: Garcia is a very mentally sick person. Authorities later discovered via DNA tests that the yogurt had been contaminated with Garcia’s semen.

The worse part of this story is that Anthony Garcia has a criminal history filled with sex crimes that involve him, his penis and his semen. He currently has child molestation charge pending and in 2001, “he was caught masturbating outside an apartment complex and middle school. In 2004, he was arrested for wandering around a Wal-Mart with his penis “hanging out of his pants.”

It looks like it is time for Sunflower Farmers Market to start running background checks on those they employ. Having a sexual predator like Anthony Garcia working for you isn’t going to get you any repeat customers. Now then, if Garcia had been the Russian man who was caught trying to rob a hairstylist but got turned into a sex slave; well, Garcia would probably have enjoyed that. Word of warning folks, beware of what’s in those yogurt samples!

© Evalynn J. Saeyang – Gather Inc. 2011

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