Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson—Which One Direction Guy Revealed Fascinating Facts about His Butt

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Is Harry Styles, Niall Horan, or Louis Tomlinson the One Direction hunk with the most interesting “arse.” Give up? It’s the blond 1D hunk. And on January 15, for reasons known only to himself, he posted an odd message on Twitter.

“Have a massive spot on my arse,” Niall informed the world. “Wondering should I squeeze it. What do ye think?”

Talk about TMI. Anyhow, there are reportedly five other scintillating facts about the amazing Mr. Horan’s riveting backside. They are as follows.

Niall’s birth sign is Virgo, but his bum is a Libra. Don’t ask how or why.

Niall once tried to get a “Made in Ireland” tattoo inked on his rear end but the tattoo artist refused, calling the “skin on [his] arse…too squidgy. It needs to be tight.”

Niall’s butt is a shoo-in to win Rear of the Year in 2013. In 2012, the Horan rear lost the coveted behind title to Shobna Gulati. Whoever she is.

Horan’s backside can play the guitar. Yes, the guitar, but only one verse of one song—Oasis’ “Champagne Supernova.”

Last and most impressive of all, Niall and his butt once won a fire department medal for saving a frightened kitten from a tree. Niall’s bottom coaxed the poor little thing down with “a combination of string and a large sock.”

So, there you have them. The adventures of Niall Horan and his amazing buttocks.

Rumor has it that the original tweet about the “spot” on Niall’s butt was just one of Louis Tomlinson’s practical jokes. That theory has yet to be proved or disproved. But stay tuned. Horan’s other body parts may also have some amazing talents of their own.

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© Hope Carson 2012

Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man’s Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.

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