Harry Styles is going to be like a kid at a candy store at the closing ceremony for the Olympics in London.
There will be a ton of beautiful, athletic babes for him to try out pickup lines on after One Direction performs on August 12, and quite a few of them are actually cougars. Cocky 30-year-old Russian pole vaulter Yelena Gadzhievna would probably chew him up and spit him out, and it’s easy to imagine Hazza drooling over 37-year-old American high jumper Amy Acuff – the leggy blonde once posed nude for Playboy.
The Mirror has confirmed that Harry, Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, and Louis Tomlinson will get to serenade these lovely ladies and all of the other athletes at the Olympics closing ceremony, an honor that the guys have to be extremely excited about. It only makes sense to have One Direction sing this year since the games are being held in England, the birthplace of what has become the biggest boy band in the world right now. And of course the guys’ upbeat, cheerful tunes will make the perfect soundtrack to celebrate the end of the Olympics.
Their pal Ed Sheeran, The Who, Take That, Queen, and the Spice Girls will also be performing, so start placing your bets on which Spice Girl Harry Styles will hit on (he seems like he’d be a Ginger fan).
One Direction has been excitedly tweeting about the Olympics over the last few days, so here’s a question for Directioners: Which events would the guys be best at?
Niall Horan is an excellent jumper, so he’d probably be best at the high jump, and Hazza might do well at swimming since his four nipples would scare off other competitors. Beefcake Liam Payne could try wrestling or weightlifting, and hyper Louis Tomlinson would need to compete in something fast-paced like table tennis. Quiet Zayn Malik would be best at something that requires a lot of concentration like archery (it’s also a sport that wouldn’t require him to mess up his hair).
What other events do you think that the guys would be best at?
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