Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan: Whose Uncircumcised Penis Freaked Out a Lover?

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Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, and Louis Tomlinson have tons of obsessive fans who love learning every dirty detail about the guys’ bodies—they know all about Louis’ smelly feet, Harry’s four nipples, and Niall’s real hair color. However, a recent report reveals a physical detail about one of the members of One Direction that Directioners might not know about—one of the guys has an uncircumcised penis, and it scared away one of his lovers.

Obviously the 1D band member in question can’t be Liam Payne or Louis Tomlinson since they’re both still happily dating their lovely girlfriends. So did Zayn Malik’s little friend scare away a girl that he tried to cheat on Perrie Edwards with, or is Niall Horan still single because he’s the guy with the uncircumcised penis?

Nope—of course the member of One Direction with this physical quirk would be Harry Styles. This really shouldn’t come as a shock to Directioners who have already realized just what a unique physical specimen Hazza is with his four nipples, Susan Boyle-esque hair, and wacky array of tattoos.

However, Harry’s love of having an unconventional body allegedly scared Taylor Swift away. According to the National Enquirer, T-Swift wouldn’t stop “nagging” Hazza about his extra bit of skin, and she was so grossed out by it that she begged him to undergo surgery to have it removed. This might be why Taylor Swift annoyed Harry by not “putting out” while they were dating—she was just too turned off by his body to jump in bed with him.

Swifty allegedly pestered Harry about undergoing surgery until he couldn’t stand it any longer. But he didn’t get snipped to please his girlfriend, choosing to keep his foreskin and dumping her instead. If this is true, then good for Harry—he shouldn’t change his body just to please a girl.

This report sounds a little too silly to be true, but the National Enquirer has been right before. So do you think that Taylor and Harry really broke up because of a bit of foreskin?

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