Heidi Montag vows to Write Her Own Songs – Should we be scared?

Heidi Montag, best known for her part in “The Hills,” and her bizarre marriage to Spencer Pratt, is gearing up for a new album. Montag told her followers on Twitter that she was, “Drinking hot tea enjoying a relaxing Sunday morning writing songs for [her] new album.”

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Heidi followed that message with this: “I am writing all my songs from now on.”

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Heidi Montag, songwriter? Makes you wonder what to expect lyrically. Thankfully pronouncing words when singing doesn’t require being able to spell them. When one considers the thoughtful lyrics from her “Superficial” album, such as these from the title track…

“It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard
It aint that easy, it aint that easy
it aint that easy, but it aint so hard

“Hoppin’ out the Maserati
All I see is paparazzi
Snapping pictures for the
Front cover of a magazine
So I pose in everything I wear
Love to make the people stare
Always center of attention
Lookin’ so bootylicious”

… one wonders just how well-crafted Heidi Montag’s lyrics will be. After all, she didn’t pen those lyrics herself. She needed help telling people how not hard it is to be “bootylicious.”

If Heidi Montag’s Twitter musings are any indication of the theme of her new album, we should probably expect songs about Heidi’s puppies, hanging out by the pool, eating, working out, and her Twitter account being hacked by Spencer Pratt.

37008, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Friday May 28, 2010. FILE PICTURE dated Monday January 18 2010. Heidi Montag has allegedly seperated from husband Spencer Pratt and is looking for a new place to live. The first post-surgery pictures of Heidi Montag at her secret Los Angeles hideaway. Heidi, 23, underwent ten costmetic procedures in one day late last year and this is the first time she has been pictured outside since. The singer and The Hills star underwent: a mini brow lift, Botox in her brow and frownline area; a nose job revision; fat injections in cheeks, nasolabial folds and lips; chin reduction; neck liposuction; had her ears pinned back; a breast augmentation revision; liposuction on her waist, hips and inner and outer thighs; and a buttock augmentation. Heidi, who has been in hiding with her husband Spencer Pratt since the procedures, is pictured on the balcony of her safe house with her pet dog, Dolly, and her security guards. Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com

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