Heidi Montag’s Hide-and-Cheek Photos

Filed in Gather Celeb News Channel by on March 18, 2010 0 Comments

There are more real parts on an artificial Christmas tree than Heidi Montag‘s body these days, and the more surgery she gets, the less she wears.  It’s a simple mathematical equation, actually.  Eventually, she’ll just walk around in a thong and pasties.  The most awesome (read: freaky) part is nothing moves.  But I’m guessing Montag won’t like the view in these pics I just saw on The Superficial.  I do believe I even see the sliiiiightest bit of cellulite there, which is bound to send her into a tailspin of epic proportions.  DOCTOR!

Well, I thought Montag had her head up her ass, but this clears it all up for me.





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