Helen Mirren Naked in Bathtub for ‘Love Ranch’

Oscar winner and babe Helen Mirren has posed nude as promotion for her new film ‘Love Ranch.  The film tells the story of Grace Bontempo and Charlie Bontempo, who ran the first legalized brothel in Las Vegas.  Hence, naked pictures of a 64 year old woman.  The photos depict Mirren bathing like the geriatric cougar that she is and they can be found at New York Magazine.

Outside of publicity for ‘Love Ranch,’ it seems Mirren may also have some interest in reminding people that she’s always been a little on the daring side.  In the article she even mentions,  “I’m getting less notorious as I get older. People forget that I ever was.”

Now, I for one would love to see more women remind us of their notorious status.  When was the last time Jessica Alba did jumping jacks in a bikini?  Or Jessica Biel play a stripper?  Oh, that one was last year.  But where is the Jessica Alba Bikini jumping jacks?  My advice, which is at all times the equal of great minds everywhere, is for these young actresses to take a page from the Helen Mirren playbook.  Get naked, get in a tub, and take some pictures.  You only look hot for a short period of time, and you need to take advantage.  Unless you’re Helen Mirren, in which case you can be 64 years old and still pose naked in magazines and look pretty good.

Trailer for ‘Love Ranch’ below:


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