Paul Ryan might be too conservative for all the women out there who are pro-choice, pro-Planned Parenthood, and pro-fair pay for women. But maybe the more moderate and liberal ladies out there won’t find Tea Party darling Paul to be such a tough pill to swallow when they see his political views paired with the soothing “Hey, Girl” meme featuring Hollywood hunk Ryan Gosling.
The “Hey, Girl” meme basically features photos of Gosling with made-up quotes that begin with the words “Hey, Girl.” Through the meme the Gos talks about love, food, shopping, bubble baths, 50 Shades of Grey, and other things that women care about. The quotes are meant to make women feel good, so perhaps Mitt Romney’s VP pick should take a page from the creators of the Tumblr and Twitter that has combined the meme with his political positions.
The Tumblr features photos of Mitt’s running mate with lines like this:
“Hey girl, unlike the debt, our love will never hit a ceiling.”
The Tumblr seems to be pro-Ryan, so for those that can’t stand the man obsessed with Ayn Rand (at least he appreciates one woman), there’s the Twitter page dedicated to Paul Ryan Gosling. There girls will find tweets like these:
“Hey girl, I know I’m only 42, but my ideas on women’s rights are over 500 years old.”
“Hey girl, don’t let the personhood issue get you down. You still get to choose what to make for dinner tonight.”
“Hey, girl, you can’t have a tea party without a little T and A. And bigotry. But mostly T and A.”
Women worried about what a man like Ryan (Mitt Romney’s VP pick, not the actor) will do to their rights might want to check out the tweets to cheer themselves up a little. Or they can just Google photos of Ryan Gosling “Hey girling” instead.
Perhaps Mitt should have made Gosling his running mate instead since the actor knows how to treat a lady rightÂ—it doesn’t even matter to him if she’s just a realistic-looking sex doll incapable of taking care of herself.
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