“How do I get my sister to sleep with me” and other wacky Google suggestion-questions.
One of the more helpful inventions related to searching and browsing the web is search suggestions – the suggested search terms that appear in a drop-down menu as you’re typing your search query into Google, or Wikipedia, or a host of other websites.Â The suggestions seem to be based on what the masses have recently been searching for.
But sometimes the suggestions are a little weird, like in the case of “How do I get my sister to sleep with me?”Â This is one that Failblog pointed out in a new posting this morning.Â When you go to Google and start typing in “how do i get…”, it’s currently the number 2 suggestion (after “How do I get a passport”).
You may remember a similar flare-up of searches for “why won’t my parakeet eat my diarrhea?” which was another Failblog observation.
Here are some other wacky Google search suggestion questions that you can try for yourself.Â I can honestly say that these did not come from MY sick mind:
Why Do I…
- “why do i fart so much”
- “why do i have so much discharge”
- “why do i have green poop”
- “why can’t i own a canadian” (my personal fave)
- “why do men have nipples”
- “why does my belly button smell”
- “why does my dog eat poop”
Where Are My…
- “where are my keys”
- “where are my children”
- “why are there school” (a question that answers itself)
Okay, enough fun for now.Â See if you can find any more good ones and add them below!
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