I’ve never made a New Year’s Resolution
I’m too perfect to ever need one
I do everything exactly right
Pulling your leg for fun
I can’t remember from one day to the next
What I’ve promised the day before
So making a resolution would be foolish
That statement is true to be sure
So I resolve to be your friend
On your face to keep a smile
I know I can keep that promise
And remember it a long long while
Happy New Year, love, Elsie
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