I’d Rather Be a Purple Organic Cow Than a Regular Holstein

 

 

 

Cows live
in green pastures
chew their cud; swish their tail
tilt their face to the shining sun
Organic cows live three times as long as conventional ones
First she’s a heifer, then gives birth
After weaning, she’s milked
twice each day
Got milk?

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