Is Miley Cyrus Pregnant?

Filed in Gather Celeb News Channel by on June 8, 2012 0 Comments

Poor Miley Cyrus. It’s only been a few days since she and Liam Hemsworth announced their engagement, and the haters are already starting to nip at her heels. The latest rumor making its way around the web is that the “Party in the U.S.A.” singer is pregnant. Hence the “premature” engagement to her boyfriend.

According to sources, pregnancy is the only possible explanation for La Cyrus and Hemsworth suddenly deciding to get hitched at the tender ages of 19 and 22 respectively. If Miley is indeed pregnant, a “shotgun wedding would… perfectly…protect the Cyrus image.” The same source goes on to dredge up Miley’s “virgin to nasty vixen” past complete with “tattoos, bongs, racy photos with daddy when she was under age, pole dancing, boob slips and sleazy behaviour.” Good grief. The way the haters carry on, Miley probably chewed off a few homeless guys’ faces as well. At any rate, they “can’t see Miley getting married and settling down.” Furthermore, they don’t think her marriage will last.

What has this woman done to deserve the amount of calumny and sheer hatred incessantly heaped upon her? Nothing. Except exist as a woman who enjoys her life and her sexuality. A man who behaved like Miley would not be similarly vilified. On the contrary, he would be admired.

One would think the haters would be happy that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are getting married. The “family values” crowd should be happy that the “disgraced” Disney darling has finally done something to “redeem” herself. But no. Ironically, instead of rejoicing that Miley is trading her evil existence of sin and depravity for a wholesome life of holy matrimony, they’re still slinging their hate.

Maybe the world should leave Miley Cyrus alone and allow to live her own life without censure or slander. Better yet, perhaps they should check to make sure their own lives are sin free.

Just saying.

© Hope Carson 2012

Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man’s Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.

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