Lindsay Lohan being in rehab has made her basically off limits to the outside world. But, there is one woman who has managed to break the Lindsay Lohan silence â€“ Joan Rivers. Though not exactly Lohanâ€™s BFF, Rivers seems to have a special connection to Lindsay, and has been offering up satirical â€œsecret messagesâ€ from the young star.
Joan Rivers has been posting the satirical messages from Lindsay Lohan daily on her Twitter account. She announced the first one on August 3rd, saying, â€œATTENTION!!! Lindsay Lohan cannot tweet from rehab, but (donâ€™t ask me how) she sends me secret messages, which I will tweet for all of you!â€
The â€œmessages from Lindsayâ€ range from â€œIâ€™m bored in rehabâ€ type tweets to humorous low blows. If you havenâ€™t been following along, here are some that stand out:
â€œJoan: Did you know I have 109 freckles, not 108 as I thought? I have a lot of time on my hands and I found one under myâ€¦nevermind â€“ Lindsayâ€ â€“ Aug. 5
â€œJoan: Boy, when youâ€™re finally off crystal meth, you can get so hungry. Today I ate a meat loaf, two pot pies and my roommate. Love, Lindsayâ€ â€“ Aug. 4
â€œDear Joan: I think Iâ€™m getting used to my room here at rehab. Itâ€™s like Jefferey Dahmer used to say: “Home is where the heart is.” xoxo LLâ€ â€“ Aug. 9
No response yet from Samantha Ronson. If you recall, Ronson lashed out at Rivers last month for Twitter â€œbullyingâ€ Lindsay. Perhaps sheâ€™s still trying to come up with a Twitter comeback for Rivers. Or maybe Ronson doesnâ€™t feel the need to defend LiLo since she canâ€™t get any â€œbenefitsâ€ from their relationship while Lindsay is in rehab. Who knows? Either way, it doesnâ€™t look like Joan Rivers is going to stop churning out the Lindsay Lohan material any time soon.