Kathy Griffin has taken a page from Jim Carrey by professing her love for Justin Bieber in a rather creepy video.
Jim recently revealed his obsession with much younger actress Emma Stone via a somewhat disturbing internet video in which he talked about having chubby freckle-faced babies with her, so it’s safe to say that Kathy was just spoofing his unrequited rant in her video. And it’s not hard to see why the comedienne chose the Biebs as the target of her affectionÂ—Jim’s love confession did sound a bit like something a Belieber would come up with (other than the whole part about it taking longer for him to pee than it used to, and it’s unlikely that a Belieber would go camping since there is no Twitter in the wildernessÂ—just annoying tweeting birds).
In her video, Kathy Griffin starts out by telling Justin Bieber that she thinks he’s “all the way beautiful, even with those lesbian bangs.” However, she doesn’t plan on trying to make the teen pop sensation a male version of teen bride Courtney StoddenÂ—she says they would just go steady to avoid the messy “distribution of assets” issue.
Kathy goes on to talk about having kids with Justin Bieber, but luckily she’d opt to adopt (since she probably doesn’t have any eggs left). However, she is worried about bugs laying eggs in her womb (ew). And evidently she thinks still having a period is a major selling point with teens these days.
Anyway, it’s pretty gross, but Kathy Griffin does a decent job at making fun of Jim Carrey’s insanity. The guy’s obviously going through a bit of a mid-life crisisÂ—after Jenny McCarthy, the 49-year-old actor rebounded with 24-year-old “America’s Next Top Model” contestant Anchal Joseph. So there’s a very good chance that he’s serious about his love for 22-year-old Emma Stone.
Or maybe Jim Carrey and 50-year-old Kathy Griffin should hook up. He evidently likes redheads with a good sense of humor, and he might have more in common with someone closer to his own age (like a bladder issue). They’d actually make a pretty cute couple.
In the meantime, here’s hoping that Jim and Kathy have started a new celeb trendÂ—it’s quite entertaining watching stars confess their creepy crushes via video.
Check out Kathy’ s video below.