Are Katy Perry and boyfriend John Mayer keeping their neighbors up all night? It seems they are but it’s how they’re keeping everyone awake that’s the real story.
According to a report from Hollywood Life, the Firework and Wide Awake singer and her beau are raising the roof with loud sexual noises–all taking place while they–well, you know.
It would seem that something like that might embarrass the celebrity couple, but that doesn’t seem to be the case.
Neighbors say the two “have very loud sex, keep very late hours and like to turn up the tunes.”
At least Katy is able to please John Mayer with loud sex. One of Russell Brand’s biggest complaints about his ex-wife is that she never fulfilled him sexually. John Mayer is known for being quite the womanizer, so hopefully whatever Katy Perry is doing to please him keeps him from straying.
It would be kind of funny if the neighbors called the cops of Katy and John. Can you imagine the fun the tabloids would have with that story?