Kim Kardashian recently said that she’s learned a lot about privacy from Kanye West, but she’s having a hard time stepping away from the life of overexposure that she loves so much. Instead of shutting herself off from the rest of the world while she awaits the arrival of the Kimye baby, she’s decided to chronicle her adventures in motherhood on a new mommy blog.
So was her first post about pregnancy cravings, aches and pains, or morning sickness? Of course not! It was all about fashion. Kim raved about J Brand maternity jeans, which have stretchy panels on the side to accommodate growing baby bumps.
According to Us Weekly, Kim Kardashian wrote of the “amazing” maternity jeans, “I feel like I’m back to my old self and I’m so happy! With this being my first pregnancy I’ve been finding it really difficult to find clothes that are comfortable and fit me well, but these are great.”
Lots of moms out there are probably glad that Kim has finally started wearing maternity clothes instead of squishing her poor baby bump by squeezing it into crop tops and hideous peplum-adorned pants. So will Kim’s mommy blog be all about fashion?
Hopefully she doesn’t solely focus on the many ways she finds to hide her bump, because Kim’s thoughts on motherhood are probably comedy gold. After all, this is the woman who used Kourtney Kardashian’s breast milk to treat her psoriasisÂ—maybe she’ll experiment with using her own breast milk as a stretch mark treatment or something.
And perhaps Kim will start pitching Kimye brand baby product ideas on her new blog since her kid is a potential cash cow. Of course her fashion-forward baby daddy Kanye West will have some creative input here, so there’s no telling what kind of wacky kiddie clothing line they’ll come up with. Maybe they’ll make diapers with peplums to hide baby bellies, or perhaps Kanye will design crazy masks to cover up his baby’s face. Their kid could also wear platinum pacifiers on gold chains; tiny shutter shade sunglasses; leather skirts; fur vests; and strappy stiletto booties. She and Blue Ivy will definitely be competing to see who can be the most stylish celebrity baby.
So what else would you like to see Kim talk about on her new blog?
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