Kristen Stewart’s e-mail account was hacked after she admitted cheating on Robert Pattinson with her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders. The hacker apparently had a hardy sense of humor because he or she left KStew a slew of weird and funny messages
Whoever hacked into the On The Road star’s e-mail inbox got really creative with fake messages. The hacker left KStew a cornucopia of pithy remarks and, even worse, they signed all the phony messages with the names of celebrities as disparate as Kanye West and Tom Cruise.
“Can I use this as inspiration for a song?” wrote “Taylor Swift.” While her one time nemesis, “Kanye West” opined:
“Imma let you finish but… Brad and Angelina had one of the best cheating scandals of all time!”
KStew’s co-star, “Taylor Lautner,” offered some friendly advice:
“This ISN’T the movie!” the other Twilight heart-throb wrote. “You have a chance to choose the right guy in real life. Just sayin'”
Alas, La Stewart’s other Twilight co-star, “Nikki Reed” simply gloated.
“KARMA IS SUCH A B**CH!!” she wrote. “What goes around comes around”
A grateful “Tom Cruise” thanked her for deflecting the media’s attention away from him and Katie Holmes, adding: “BTW, we have a church meeting coming up, you could come…”
Funniest of all was “Reese Witherspoon.”
“I have a REAL Panic Room,” she warned. “Don’t even try.”
So far, there’s been no word from Kristen Stewart or her reps about the hacking. Wonder if she’s laughing or crying? Or maybe a little bit of both.
Interestingly, there were no messages from “Robert Pattinson” or “Rupert Sanders.” Go figure.
Â© Hope Carson 2012