Let George Hill introduce you to his dong

Filed in Gather Sports News Channel by on February 10, 2010 0 Comments

 

Know who George Hill is? Don’t worry. Not a lot people do. A whole lot of people are going to, though, after the former San Antonio first round draft pick had naked pictures leak out onto the internet this week.

Apparently, the same genius idea Greg Oden had of taking nude shots in the bathroom rubbed off on Hill. While Greg Oden took a hit from his nude shots, Hill will probably benefit. I mean who the hell knew who George Hill was before this story came out?

It is the Paris Hilton effect. Take a fringe celebrity, put some nude shots or a porn tape out, and you end up with “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.” It’s a proven path to success (or something like it).

I wish you the best, George Hill. May your dong bring you great success and prosperity.

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