Well, hereÂ’s a new one for the books. Lindsay Lohan is worried about Charlie Sheen. Stop rolling your eyes. After all, it takes one to know one.
LiLo, with all the knowledge that sheÂ’s acquired during the last couple of years with her drinking and jail time, believes that Charlie is in the middle of a Â“life or death situation.”
Thank you, Dr. Lohan. The good Dr. LiLo is just Â“thrilledÂ” that heÂ’s put himself in a rehab center.
Dr. Lindsay has told friends that Sheen shows “obvious signs of addiction.Â”
No laughing allowed here. What would Charlie do without Lindsay and her diagnosis? But donÂ’t worry Charlie Sheen fans, Dr. Lohan is sure that as long as he commits to sobriety he will get his life back together.
Who better to understand what Charlie is going through than Lindsay Lohan herself? According to TMZ, Lindsay stated that she “understands the problem of having the wrong people around and wants Charlie to understand that he needs to surround himself with positive, sober people.”
Oh, Linds, if you would just practice what you preach.
Words of wisdom spoken from a young woman who hasnÂ’t been out of rehab long enough herself to really understand what that sentence means or can prove that she knows how to do it herself.
Mr. Sheen, expect Dr. LohanÂ’s bill in the mail any day now.