Macaroni and Cheese Stabbing: Randy Zipperer Charged with Attacking Brother

Filed in Gather News Channel by on June 14, 2013 0 Comments

In weird news, keep the macaroni and cheese and sharp objects away from Randy Zipperer. It is quite possible this 49-year-old Florida man will stab you if you mess with this comfort food. The stab wound in the stomach of Edward Zipperer will prove it.

The story goes that Randy Zipperer had made himself some mac n’ cheese. It went missing. He threw a fit about it. So his younger brother Edward began to look around for it. In the searching process for the missing mac and cheese, Edward accidentally knocked over Randy’s beer. By the way, don’t mess the Florida man’s beer either! As a matter of fact, you may just wanna stay clear of Randy Zipperer while eating or drinking at all times. After all, he has been arrested many times in the past 10 years. This man has some serious anger and food issues.

Going back to the story after Edward Zipperer knocked over Randy’s beer, Randy picked up a knife which he allegedly stuck in his brother’s stomach. He stated to Volusia County police, “I poked him a little with the knife, but I didn’t mean to.” Yes, his brother should forgive him for poking him with a kitchen knife him due to his missing macaroni and cheese and spilled beer. After all, a little stab wound in the stomach doesn’t hurt much.

When the crime scene was investigated, the authorities noticed a trail of blood going from the kitchen all the way to the bedroom. After the investigation was over, Randy Zipperer was charged with aggravated assault on his little brother as well as obstructing an officer without violence. Do not touch Randy Zipperer’s mac n’ cheese or else! Now this…is weird news!

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