Well, well, well. That didn't take long.
According to the Daily Star, Madonna has decided to end things with her 22-year-old model boyfriend Jesus Luz. Why, you ask? Well, because, as a "Madonna insider" told the Star, she was bored of the relationship and didn't want him to ruin her chances of adopting again.
OR, perhaps more likely, she felt a little too cougarish after Jesus was seen partying in Rio with lots of pretty ladies — and reportedly hooked up with 19-year-old model Luciana Costa.
<~~ Luciana. Meow!
photo source: The Post Chronicle