Nine Inch Nails front man Trent Reznor married his fiancé Mariqueen Maandig this weekend, their nuptials being announced by his band mate Danny Lohner via twitter. Mariqueen Maandig was (is?) the lead singer to the band West Indian Girl and (in my personal opinion) not too hard on the eyes.
Honestly I had no idea Nine Inch Nails were even still together, or that Trent Reznor was even engaged to Mariqueen Maandig. Hell, I didn’t even know who Mariqueen Maandig was, but will point out her name is probably the hardest thing I’ve ever had to type. Really, there are two a’s in her last name. It’s like a typing tongue twister.
But the most disturbing thing I’ve learned this morning about Mariqueen Maandig and Trent Reznor getting married was that it was announced by a twitter post (is that the right term?). I’ve heard people say before that it isn’t a “real” relationship until it’s on facebook, but now I’m wondering if the same holds true for twits (that’s what you call people who use twitter, right?).
If this is the case, I’m wondering how they’re going to announce their divorce.
Anyways, here’s the twitter pic of married Trent Reznor and Mariqueen Maandig. Wish them well people.
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