Marriage

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(Part I)
> A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table..
> Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no
> good in bed either,” and storms out of the house.
> After some time he realizes he was nasty and
> decides to make amends and rings her up.
> She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband
> says, “What took you so long to answer to the phone?”
> She says, “I was in bed.”
> “In bed this early, doing what?”
> “Getting a second opinion!”
> (YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING)
>
> *****************************************
> MARRIAGE (PART 2) THE SILENT TREATMENT
> A man and his wife were having some problems at home
> and were giving each other the silent treatment.
> Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife
> to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
> Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece
> of paper,”Please wake me at 5:00 AM.” He left it where he knew she would find it.
> The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it
> was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
> Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn’t wakened him when he
> noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”
> Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
>
> *****************************************
> God may have created man before woman, but there
> is always a rough draft before the masterpiece…
> ************** ***************************
>
> Send this to smart women who need a laugh
> and to men you think can handle it !

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