Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green Renew Vows But They’re Still Sub Par

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are renewing their vows and that’s all beautiful but uh, why the freak does Fox no longer look like the fox everyone remembers? Geeze, is it because Megan was so young and so beautiful and her insecurities ate away at her until she succumbed to too much plastic surgery… that’s just so sad if it is the case.

So, it seems that despite the rampant doubts that a B actress would go nowhere with a D- actor, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have proven naysayers partially right. They are still married but neither of their careers is going anywhere.

Megan’s new face and her old personality are not winning over any directors and (cough, laugh) Brian Austin Green has not been in anything that significant since Beverly Hills 90210. However, it’s important to remember that they are still young so who knows. Maybe their renewing of vows will be a renewing of their importance in Hollywood.

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