Megan Fox New Lara Croft

Filed in Gather News Channel by on January 30, 2009 0 Comments

Since Angelina Jolie says she has better things to do than be a videogame heroine, producers are scrambling to find her replacement for the new Tomb Raider, with all fingers pointing to Megan Fox as the new Lara Croft. Now Megan Fox is no stranger to being pitched randomly for any project that comes up in Hollywood, but could this be her next step from her two Transformers films?

And really, Megan Fox seems the perfect fit: Just as Lara Croft isn’t exactly known for her subtlety or enthralling characterization, Megan Fox isn’t known for her acting chops. Both character and actress are known for being easy on the eyes. Possessing certain ‘attributes’ as their calling cards, if you will.

Means they’re perfect fits in my mind. Megan Fox = Lara Croft. It’s like a mathematical proof or something.

But alas, E! news assured me today (paragons of news they are) that Megan Fox is not the new Lara Croft. For shame, whoever started this rumor; for shame! How dare you get my hopes up!

You know, just for poops and giggles, I’m going to start a casting rumor for my own film. It’s going to be called “Finney Has Another Threesome” and will star Megan Fox and Angelina Jolie. And Katharine Hepburn, whynot? I mean, it doesn’t matter if I say all this because all the actresses can certainly say no to their parts.

Except Hepburn that is. Me and my shovel say she’s just right for the part…

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