You heard it right – TMZ, Perez and USA Today are all reporting the newly single Megan Fox finally got rid of that 180 pounds of dead weight named Brian Austin Green (from Beverly Hills 90210 – the ORIGINAL 90210!). And just as you need three points to confirm a line in math class, you need at least three gossip sites to confirm an actress’ relationship status.
So let me be the first to call “dibs” on the newly single Megan Fox. In your face, rest of heterosexual males.
And probably a few of the ladies…
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