Michael Lohan Accused of Kicking Ex in Her Vagina Among Other Places

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Michael Lohan, the only person to inhabit the earth who is more batsh*t crazy than his daughter Lindsay, has been accused of kicking his ex in the bajingo, among other white trash endeavors.  TMZ has the report:

Erin Muller filed court documents in Nassau County, NY yesterday, asking the court to drop Michael’s harassment allegations against her … and in doing so, paints Michael as an alleged serial woman-beater.

According to the documents, Erin claims Michael physically abused her on the following dates…

Dec. 9, 2007: Michael Lohan “slapped Erin in the face twice because Erin accused him of giving her a fake watch on her birthday.

Feb. 2008: Michael “punched Erin in the mouth” because she had a male friend on Facebook

March 2008
: Michael “whipped a computer cord” at her face but she blocked it with her hand … causing a laceration.

May 5, 2008
: Michael “kicked Erin Muller in the ribs.”

May 2008
: Michael “kicked Erin Muller in the vagina, bruising it and causing substantial pain.”

June 2008
: Michael “spit in Erin’s face, and beat her repeatedly with his fist.” Then he “yelled at her to ‘stop crying c*nt — other people will see you — if they see you, I will kill you!'”

Not that anyone ever thought the guy was anything less than a complete and utter a-hole but, even for him, these allegations are shocking.  What’s ironic is the guy goes to extreme lengths to get his name in the media, so perhaps he considers all news good news.  Wikipedia has this to report about one of the many shows this all-star dad has proposed since spending time in the clink and then becoming a minister (ha ha!):

The former actor has also been involved in various television proposals, including a show about him and his family life with Lindsay, and in 2007, the Michael Lohan Reality Project, produced by Frozen Pictures, which followed his life, work and efforts to reconnect with his daughter and family.

All I know is, after reading this, I need to take a shower…or ten thousand.

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