Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has Standards. Well, for his girlfriends anyway.

Filed in Gather Celeb News Channel by on July 2, 2010 0 Comments

Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino let People magazine in on his checklist of standards for what he looks for in a woman. The implication being that there are throngs of women lining up to get with the spray-tan six-packed-abed reality star and recording artist.

NEW YORK - JULY 01: (L-R) Denise Adornato, Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino and Jasmine Reid pose for a photo during the NoX Edge supplement launch at GNC on July 1, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Jemal Countess/Getty Images)

According to People, in spite of Sorrentino’s disinterest in commitment he does have certain qualities he is looking for in a woman. Among other things, “The Situation’s” lady love has to be nice, caring, “giving and generous.” She also has to look good, because, as Sorrentino states, “Looks are big.” (Shocking, I know.) While she has to look good, she can’t be “high-maintenance.”

Oh, and sorry, Christina Hendricks, red-heads are out. Sorrentino told People, “It doesn’t matter if her hair is blonde or brown.” If she’s blonde or brunette, but “bossy” and “controlling,” that’s a no-no, too. Oh, and she has to know that “a relationship is 50-50.” Because, the other 50% is totally devoted to his abs. Because no woman should come between a man and his abs.

May I add another standard for women who want to get with “The Situation”? Birth Control.

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