Jersey Shoreâ€™s Mike â€œThe Situationâ€ Sorrentino let People magazine in on his checklist of standards for what he looks for in a woman. The implication being that there are throngs of women lining up to get with the spray-tan six-packed-abed reality star and recording artist.
According to People, in spite of Sorrentinoâ€™s disinterest in commitment he does have certain qualities he is looking for in a woman. Among other things, â€œThe Situationâ€™sâ€ lady love has to be nice, caring, â€œgiving and generous.â€ She also has to look good, because, as Sorrentino states, â€œLooks are big.â€ (Shocking, I know.) While she has to look good, she canâ€™t be â€œhigh-maintenance.â€
Oh, and sorry, Christina Hendricks, red-heads are out. Sorrentino told People, â€œIt doesnâ€™t matter if her hair is blonde or brown.â€ If sheâ€™s blonde or brunette, but â€œbossyâ€ and â€œcontrolling,â€ thatâ€™s a no-no, too. Oh, and she has to know that â€œa relationship is 50-50.â€ Because, the other 50% is totally devoted to his abs. Because no woman should come between a man and his abs.
May I add another standard for women who want to get with â€œThe Situationâ€? Birth Control.