Minka Kelly And Derek Jeter Engaged?

Filed in Gather News Channel by on November 6, 2009 0 Comments

Minka Kelly (not Mika Kelly, people) and Derek Jeter have apparently been going out for some time to my chagrins and suddenly people are talking like they’re engaged. Friday Night Lights fan are well aware of Minka Kelly (as well most heterosexual males with access to the internet) and Derek Jeter plays some position on some type of sports team that won something recently. At least that’s what I’ve been told.

Anywho, engagement rumors are now swirling about Minka Kelly/ Derek Jeter, though Kelly’s publicist said there’s no impending nuptials for the two. But none the less, I’m devastated.

Didn’t you get all those love letters I sent you Minka? I thought when you split with that douchebag John Mayer you must have. But then when you didn’t show up to my house in the panties I so lovingly picked out, I started to have my doubts. And now this whole Derek Jeter thing?

If Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter do tie the knot, you can color me crushed. It’s like high school all over again – the incredibly hot girl ignoring the sweet nerd and going after the jock. Except this time the jock is a famous multimillionaire and the nerd secretly tortures kittens. But to me, the analogy still feels true.


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