Twenty-year-old Mishelle Salzgeber had to meet with her probation officer for a urine test, but she didn’t have the clean pee in her system to give. No word on what kind of drugs she happens to be on, but she did find a friend willing to help her attempt to pass the drug test.
It’s being reported that Mishelle Salzgeber failed her urinalysis even though she had used her friend’s urine. To make matter’s worse, she was caught with the bottle in her vagina. That’s how she smuggled it into the probation center.
This story will probably stick to her forever with a name like hers. In fact, when you Google it now, her embarrassing urine debacle is mostly what pops up along with an array of mugshots. She’s certainly had her problems with the law and judging from this latest stunt, it’s probably because she isn’t that bright.
And what’s with her friend? What friend would give another friend dirty urine to take a drug test with anyway? Maybe this was a form of silent revenge for something Salzgeber once did?
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