Moby Has Sympathy for Small Penises

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Do you remember Moby? He was quite relevant in the late 90s with a few hits including “Southside” with Gwen Stefani. Now that he isn’t a household name in music entertainment anymore, the aging techno-artist wants to delve into the world of adult entertainment.

Moby isn’t just interested in making any old run-of-the-mill porn, mind you. He wants to reach out to the little man, so-to-speak. It seems that this guy isn’t ashamed to admit that he can recognize the stifling depiction of men with huge members.

Surely that’s intimidating to most guys watching? My porn flick would exclusively feature men with normal-to-titchy-sized penises in order to make viewers feel better,” said Moby on his porn ambitions.

Would the musician himself be featured in any scenes in this movie? Who knows? Sources didn’t share, but Moby does fancy himself as a “little bald white guy,” so he relates to men who have small penises.

I would describe myself as little, bald and white. Small, bald white guys are kind of interchangeable . I used to lament the fact that I didn’t look like a cross between Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. Then a few years ago I discovered a combination of acceptance and equanimity when I looked in the mirror. There is nothing terribly wrong with my face, even if some of its parts aren’t very inspiring.”

Did Moby just admit to having a small penis himself? Possibly, but that doesn’t matter; and porn isn’t a big deal either. Certainly some women out there have fetishes for the tiny guys with pencil-members, but there’ll definitely be women who are utterly turned off by his idea, as well as men. At any rate, kudos to Moby for coming out with the acceptance that not every guy is 9 inches long and coke-can wide.


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