The title pretty much says it all. Barack Obama didn't ping me. I don't know if he's the anti-christ or not. Some people here on Gather are pretty sure he is. Others are sure he isn't. What we really want to know is: "Why is he hiding his Pepsi Points?"
The person who comments the most on this article will receive my Pepsi Points. I should be fair about it. I have no Pepsi Points and am not likely to get any. The prize is guaranteed to be 0 (zero) Pepsi Points, all that I have.
I'm sorry I shredded my Sharper Image stock options when I was laid off. The company had been dissolved and they were worthless at the time. Of course, they still are. If I hadn't shredded them I could have offered them as prizes. As usual, the wisdom of hindsight is profound.
Bonus offer: The person with the most comments will get to hear all I know about the whereabouts of Saddam Hussein and Jimmy Hoffa.