Obama Didn't Ping Me. Is He the Anti-Christ? Is He Hiding His Pepsi Points?

The title pretty much says it all.  Barack Obama didn't ping me.  I don't know if he's the anti-christ or not.  Some people here on Gather are pretty sure he is.  Others are sure he isn't.  What we really want to know is:  "Why is he hiding his Pepsi Points?"

The person who comments the most on this article will receive my Pepsi Points.  I should be fair about it.  I have no Pepsi Points and am not likely to get any.  The prize is guaranteed to be 0 (zero) Pepsi Points, all that I have.

I'm sorry I shredded my Sharper Image stock options when I was laid off.  The company had been dissolved and they were worthless at the time.  Of course, they still are.  If I hadn't shredded them I could have offered them as prizes.  As usual, the wisdom of hindsight is profound.

Bonus offer: The person with the most comments will get to hear all I know about the whereabouts of Saddam Hussein and Jimmy Hoffa.




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Optimist who doesn't believe in progress. Class clown manque.

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