Nadya “Octomom” Suleman — who’s been out of the spotlight for, what? 15 minutes or so? — appeared on last night’s Jimmy Kimmel Live in a skit based on the old Dating Game … just in time for Valentine’s Day.
Suleman, who punctuated her time onstage with piercing, shrieking laughs that today have veterinarians tending to traumatized dogs everywhere, claimed she hadnâ€™t been on a date in ten years. Hard to believe, as who wouldn’t want to take on responsibility for her and her eight little headline-makers … er, brood?
Speaking of which: No word on who was babysitting Suleman’s litter. My best guess is a TV tuned to the endless Olympics opening ceremonies, and a family-sized bag of Doritos.