Octomom Nadya Suleiman has finally found a way out of her financial distress. And she didn’t have to appear in a Vivid Entertainment porno film to do it. Take that Steve Hirsch.
The last time the world heard from the Octomom, she was in dire straits. Broke, overwhelmed, and suicidal, Nadya Suleman was just about at the end of her rope. Perhaps literally. Poor Nadya was so poverty-stricken, she couldn’t even feed her 14 kids. A tabloid photographer actually saw them eating dry wall. And Nadya actually admitted for the first time, that she wishes she’d never had them. Yikes.
But, what a difference a month makes. The Octomom has managed to turn her absurd, unhappy life into a money-making enterprise. So far, she’s booked herself onto Celebridate, The Cable Show in Chicago, MMA fights, a celebrity boxing match, and bikini photo shoots.” She’s even managed to garner several paid interviews around the world. In her first good month since she became famous, Octomom has actually made a profit. And a whopping chunk of change it was. In June, Suleman earned $28,000.
Why didn’t she think of all this earlier?
Oh well, all that matters is that she’s in the money now. She’s contracted to do a second celebrity boxing match and perhaps even a workout video. Plus, she’ll be at L.A.’s House of Blues on July 13, which happens to be her birthday.
Better make reservations early. She’s on a roll, so the place will probably be packed.
Kudos, Nadya. You go, Octo-Girl.
Â© Hope Carson 2011
Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man’s Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.