Pippa Middleton Attends Wedding in Frumpy Attire

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Pippa Middleton, usually known for her smart fashion sense, attended a wedding on Saturday wearing some rather frumpy attire. What on earth is this all about, Pippa?

According to RadarOnline, Pippa did, in fact, commit the most heinous of fashion faux pas at the wedding of her good friends Rose Laing and Jake French in rural Scotland.

Having Kate Middleton as an older sister should be the utmost of ensurance that someone like Pippa would never dress in a frumpy manner. However this purple satin shift and horrid purple hat were truly reminiscent of what someone’s completely nondescript elderly aunt might wear to church on any given Sunday in September. Simply put–the outfit was atrocious.

Complementing (or at least Pippa Middleton hoped it was) the ugly outfit was the most peculiar necklace/choker type thing worn around her neck. It appeared as though it had distorted grapes growing out from it, and yes–it, too was purple.

To make matters even worse, this entire frumpy ensemble showed off little to nothing of Pippa Middleton’s most attractive assets. While her legs were in fact seen (dripping in purple, of course) none of her incredible curves were even remotely visible.

So what do you think this frumpy attire is all about? Was Pippa Middleton wearing an outfit to advertise for some new–and never-to-be popular designer? Or did she simply have a lapse of good fashion sense before heading off to Scotland for this wedding?

Do you think Pippa Middleton was even aware that this horrific ensemble looked like something an elderly matron should be wearing? It most definitely didn’t belong on someone as young and pretty as she is.

It will be very interesting to hear if there is any backlash from sister Kate Middleton about the unsightly fashion repertoire. Hopefully there will never, ever be an encore.

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