Pippa Middleton Offered $5 Million To Become Porn Star — Brother James Too

Filed in Gather Celeb News Channel by on May 8, 2011 0 Comments

Pippa Middleton was the real “star of the Royal Wedding.” At least, Steven Hirsch, the CEO of adult film production giant, Vivid Entertainment thinks so. And apparently, he’s willing to put his money where his mouth is.

Yes, believe it or not, Hirsch just sent the former Kate Middleton’s little sister Pippa, a letter not only praising her as the true centerpiece of the wedding of the century, but also informing her that “her ‘beauty and attitude’ would make her a huge adult star.” Looks like those so-called racy photos of the bra and petticoat clad Pippa partying with her boyfriend, and hanging out in a toilet paper dress really impressed Hirsch. At any rate, the Vivid exec went on to offer Pippa a whopping $5 million paycheck for only one scene. No, that’s not a misprint. Five million big ones for a single on-camera role in the hay. That is impressive since the standard pay for female adult film stars is $500 to $3,000 depending on the act(s) performed.

But wait. Hirsch had an offer for another member of the Middleton family as well. No, it wasn’t Pippa’s sister–the newly minted Princess of Cambridge. It was her brother, James. Exactly what led Hirsch to believe that James Middleton has what it takes to be a good porn actor is unknown. Whatever convinced him must have been indeed formidable, because he’s willing to pay James $1 million to appear in the same movie–or perhaps even in a starring vehicle of his own. Oh well, if the Middleton siblings decide to accept Hirsch’s offers, they’ll never have to suffer the humiliation of having to sponge off their royal in-laws.

For those non-porn fans who might be unfamiliar with Steve Hirsch and his organization, Vivid Entertainment is the company that tried and failed to turn Nadya Suleman, the infamous Octomom, into a porn star. Hirsch offered Suleman $1 million on several occasions. Insulted, she turned him down.

Gosh. Perhaps Hirsch should raise the stakes on his offer to James Middleton. Maybe $2 million–just to be safe.

Stay tuned.

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